What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:37

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Goldfinger
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”